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Madrid, 17 junio 2006
Temperatura exterior: entre 15 y 23º C
Humedad relativa mes de junio: 46%
Probabilidad de precipitación: 90%
Estado de salud: blandito
Hoy es el típico día ese en que tienes una serie de síntomas enfermizos pero no lo suficiente intensos como para interrumpir tu vida cotidiana.
- ¿Dolor de garganta? Bastante.
- ¿De oídos? Un poco, el izquierdo más.
- ¿Fiebre? Unas tontas décimas.
- ¿Mocos? Sí, como de explotación petrolífera.
Además de otros efectos colaterales, como tortícolis y dolor de espalda por no haber dormido bien…
Y con todo eso encima, aparte de la adversa climatología que acompaña, tienes que ir a una copistería a imprimir el trabajo que terminaste ayer a las 5 de la mañana, ir a la facultad, ver una nota, pedir unos apuntes y volver rápido para pasarte por el supermercado a comprar útiles de 1ª necesidad (véase aceite, papel higiénico… etc, si quieres seguir comiendo y cagando tranquilo el resto de semana) y cuando llegues a casa ponerte a limpiar ya que tus compañeros de piso limpiaron su parte en los días previos…
Seguro que tan sólo con leerlo muchos hipocondríacos habéis comenzado a sentiros un poco mal… pero tampoco hay por qué alarmarse, no os pasa nada de eso. Esta (comprobada falsa) técnica del mimetismo solidario ya ha sido utilizada anteriormente en publicidad en anuncios del Instituto Pond’s:
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Y las maris corriendo despavoridas a la tienda al darse cuenta de su repentina y caótica situación dermatológica (que no era peor que el día anterior ni el siguiente, pero que el Instituto Pond’s se había encargado de hacerles tomar conciencia) y allá que iban ellas a bucear en bañeras de Regener-Activ.
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1 2 y 3 yo me calmaré
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q se van a repetir?????? hombre, todo es posible, también se me puede aparecer la virgen en mitad del examen y hacer que no suspenda. Yo tambien lo llevo de culo nene, así q na, el viernes me llevo historia pa septiembre.
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